Abgabcub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest butterfly.

Abgabcub created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abgabcub, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Abgabcub, he will destroy your home planet.

Abgabcub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Abgabcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never wear mauve jumpers.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Abgabcub.

5. Never sing in holy places.