Pitditpon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witty fairy.

Pitditpon created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitditpon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitditpon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pitditpon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pitditpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.