Fuddungup is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud crane.

Fuddungup created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fuddungup, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fuddungup, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fuddungup's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fuddungup's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing yellow shirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.