Bellcussvid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, overgenerous bee.

Bellcussvid created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcussvid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bellcussvid, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bellcussvid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bellcussvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

2. Never eat bread on fasting days.

3. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.

4. Never cross mountains at midnight.

5. Never paint your hands black.