Armgabhap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical swallow.

Armgabhap created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armgabhap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Armgabhap, she will turn you into a tree.

Armgabhap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Armgabhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed gooseberries to sharks while wearing kilts.