Dinlabvid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong yak.

Dinlabvid created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinlabvid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinlabvid, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dinlabvid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dinlabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Put Dinlabvid first in all things.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.