Rapsawbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong hare.

Rapsawbarn created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapsawbarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rapsawbarn, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rapsawbarn's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rapsawbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always store lentils above ground.

3. Hide if eight horses approach from the south.

4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

5. Do not eat bananas.