Jigyarphubwegyikdisslib is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful wren.

Jigyarphubwegyikdisslib created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Jigyarphubwegyikdisslib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jigyarphubwegyikdisslib, it will be very unhappy.

Jigyarphubwegyikdisslib's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jigyarphubwegyikdisslib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Never look in ponds.