Pasfasdob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, almighty mole.

Pasfasdob created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasfasdob, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pasfasdob, she will be mildly annoyed.

Pasfasdob's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pasfasdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Run away from purple nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat strawberries.