Ligdussvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, flying butterfly.

Ligdussvin created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligdussvin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ligdussvin, he will think nothing of it.

Ligdussvin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ligdussvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Put Ligdussvin first in all things.