Gofvighom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humane dog.

Gofvighom created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofvighom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofvighom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gofvighom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gofvighom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.