Venbenvin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring toad.

Venbenvin created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Venbenvin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Venbenvin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Venbenvin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Venbenvin's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away from gray hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always store bananas above ground.