Sigdunlist is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable otter.

Sigdunlist created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigdunlist, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sigdunlist, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sigdunlist's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sigdunlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about fire.