Gentencarlit is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous dove.

Gentencarlit created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gentencarlit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gentencarlit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gentencarlit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gentencarlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not sit at forests.