Budarfnib is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, prudent finch.

Budarfnib created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budarfnib, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Budarfnib, he will turn you into a worm.

Budarfnib's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Budarfnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never approach forests carrying stone.

3. Never stain your neck with violet.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always act with purity.