Somtonkhatstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring yak.

Somtonkhatstig created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Somtonkhatstig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Somtonkhatstig, she will turn you into a rat.

Somtonkhatstig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Somtonkhatstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Do not keep four birds in a large pit.