Sitbaprap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful porpoise.

Sitbaprap created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbaprap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sitbaprap, it will be very sad.

Sitbaprap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sitbaprap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Sitbaprap's priests.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sitbaprap.

5. Never think about black holes.