Cinbodlinbess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring manatee.

Cinbodlinbess created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Cinbodlinbess, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cinbodlinbess, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cinbodlinbess' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cinbodlinbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Always wear white.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about amino acids.