Babsidjen Padmitzaghanflagjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow zebra.

Babsidjen Padmitzaghanflagjarn created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babsidjen Padmitzaghanflagjarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Babsidjen Padmitzaghanflagjarn, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Babsidjen Padmitzaghanflagjarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Babsidjen Padmitzaghanflagjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Do not prepare cherries while wearing shoes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about comets.