Komstafraw is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome mongoose.

Komstafraw created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komstafraw, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Komstafraw, it will try to impress you with trees.

Komstafraw's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Komstafraw's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always obey Komstafraw's priests.

5. Do not chop down trees.