Nillsat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish deer.

Nillsat created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillsat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nillsat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nillsat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nillsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed wheat to pigs while wearing shoes.

5. You must love Nillsat.