Jippannut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful weasel.

Jippannut created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jippannut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jippannut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Jippannut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jippannut's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.