Nakpasjon is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking camel.

Nakpasjon created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakpasjon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nakpasjon, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nakpasjon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nakpasjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never prepare lentils during autumn.