Milgonwig Milmetyattdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered donkey.

Milgonwig Milmetyattdiss created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Milgonwig Milmetyattdiss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milgonwig Milmetyattdiss, he will cry a lot.

Milgonwig Milmetyattdiss' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Milgonwig Milmetyattdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away if four tapirs approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Milgonwig Milmetyattdiss seven times a day.

4. Never paint your hands brown.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.