Henjinnel is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, intelligent owl.

Henjinnel created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Henjinnel, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Henjinnel, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Henjinnel's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Henjinnel's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing blue trousers and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Never feed beans to eagles while wearing hats.