Quafjigdad Wadcib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, slow gerbil.

Quafjigdad Wadcib created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafjigdad Wadcib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quafjigdad Wadcib, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quafjigdad Wadcib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quafjigdad Wadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Quafjigdad Wadcib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.