Tit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, calm pigeon.

Tit created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tit, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. You must pray to Tit six times a day.