Kanyoktab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful jackal.

Kanyoktab created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanyoktab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kanyoktab, it will turn you into a frog.

Kanyoktab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Kanyoktab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Kanyoktab must be the most important thing in your life.