Bogranbun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody fairy.

Bogranbun created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogranbun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogranbun, it will ignore you.

Bogranbun's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bogranbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Always treat ants with great respect.

3. Hide from pink seals for they are unholy.

4. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

5. Always store bananas above ground.