Pasgessnur is a god.

He takes the form of a large, benevolent otter.

Pasgessnur created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasgessnur, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pasgessnur, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Pasgessnur's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Pasgessnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the north.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Pasgessnur loves turtles, so they must be respected.