Bomhubkomhug is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, generous dingo.

Bomhubkomhug created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomhubkomhug, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bomhubkomhug, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bomhubkomhug's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bomhubkomhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in winter.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to grasshopers while wearing black dresses.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not kill seals.