Stikkopgep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind ant.

Stikkopgep created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikkopgep, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stikkopgep, she will destroy your home planet.

Stikkopgep's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stikkopgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt mice.