Ingsintar is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring chinchilla.

Ingsintar created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingsintar, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ingsintar, she will turn you into a dog.

Ingsintar's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ingsintar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Ingsintar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always take life seriously.