Negwabpon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic tortoise.

Negwabpon created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negwabpon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Negwabpon, it will turn you into a duck.

Negwabpon's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Negwabpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to eagles while wearing yellow hats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negwabpon.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Negwabpon on top of all buildings.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.