Sandnibranzen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, staggering warg.

Sandnibranzen created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandnibranzen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sandnibranzen, he will ignore you.

Sandnibranzen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sandnibranzen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sandnibranzen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.