Vedlanlenrat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing crocodile.

Vedlanlenrat created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Vedlanlenrat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vedlanlenrat, she will turn you into a snail.

Vedlanlenrat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vedlanlenrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Always look after injured moths.