Dabtadjop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional troll.

Dabtadjop created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabtadjop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dabtadjop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dabtadjop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dabtadjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Erect four copper sculptures of Dabtadjop on top of important buildings.

5. Respect your elders.