Zimquartsugfonbeg Hadtamcut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish deer.

Zimquartsugfonbeg Hadtamcut created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimquartsugfonbeg Hadtamcut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zimquartsugfonbeg Hadtamcut, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zimquartsugfonbeg Hadtamcut's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Zimquartsugfonbeg Hadtamcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Pray only in darkness.