Dantiphug is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, annoying human.

Dantiphug created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dantiphug, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dantiphug, he will think nothing of it.

Dantiphug's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dantiphug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about eagles.