Ligtunfut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy zebra.

Ligtunfut created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligtunfut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ligtunfut, it will make you grow a tail.

Ligtunfut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ligtunfut's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ligtunfut.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ligtunfut.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Pray towards the west.