Vigyartdot is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil faun.

Vigyartdot created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigyartdot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vigyartdot, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vigyartdot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vigyartdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Fast once a month.