Fossdogmig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome snail.

Fossdogmig created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdogmig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fossdogmig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fossdogmig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fossdogmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near goats while wearing blue trousers and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.

2. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with tortoises.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. You must love Fossdogmig.

5. Never look in ponds.