Rignatben is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable crow.

Rignatben created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rignatben, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rignatben, it will make you grow a tail.

Rignatben's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rignatben's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Rignatben in the centre of the settlement.