Budfabtin is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful
goat.
Budfabtin created snails nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Budfabtin, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Budfabtin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Budfabtin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Budfabtin's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured aardvarks.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Erect nine iron sculptures of Budfabtin on top of important buildings.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Never talk about thermodynamics.