Dundavham Tifdumbaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil warg.

Dundavham Tifdumbaf created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dundavham Tifdumbaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dundavham Tifdumbaf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dundavham Tifdumbaf's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dundavham Tifdumbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

5. Never sprint in spring.