Sidbafhab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest sheep.

Sidbafhab created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbafhab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sidbafhab, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sidbafhab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sidbafhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never feed nuts to geese while wearing magenta stockings.

3. You must pray to Sidbafhab six times a day.

4. Retreat if five turtles approach from the west.

5. Always obey Sidbafhab's priests.