Hatcibflanstiptunfabkom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless armadillo.

Hatcibflanstiptunfabkom created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Hatcibflanstiptunfabkom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hatcibflanstiptunfabkom, he will remove you from existence.

Hatcibflanstiptunfabkom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hatcibflanstiptunfabkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never sit in spring.

4. Never wear white kilts.

5. Always look after injured rats.