Arnhinban is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unthinking bat.

Arnhinban created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnhinban, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arnhinban, it will think nothing of it.

Arnhinban's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Arnhinban's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about spacetime near snakes while wearing black skirts.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Never mention great tits.