Dobgattig is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able
cobra.
Dobgattig created an atom four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobgattig, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Dobgattig, it will turn you into a rat.
Dobgattig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Dobgattig's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gray clothing.
2. Feed all hungry otters.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Never hurt aardvarks.
5. Fast once a month.