Dobgattig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able cobra.

Dobgattig created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgattig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dobgattig, it will turn you into a rat.

Dobgattig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Dobgattig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Fast once a month.