Rensaflan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable newt.

Rensaflan created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rensaflan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rensaflan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Rensaflan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rensaflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always store cherries above ground.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.