Dobdibmatbitbegrat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent tapir.

Dobdibmatbitbegrat created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobdibmatbitbegrat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dobdibmatbitbegrat, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dobdibmatbitbegrat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dobdibmatbitbegrat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobdibmatbitbegrat.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never feed nuts to dolphins while wearing jumpers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.