Fabbitkik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful swallow.

Fabbitkik created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbitkik, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabbitkik, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fabbitkik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fabbitkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide from green otters for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.