Lunbastmil is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, staggering dog.

Lunbastmil created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Lunbastmil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunbastmil, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lunbastmil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Lunbastmil's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.