Taghamtail is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered bee.

Taghamtail created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taghamtail, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Taghamtail, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Taghamtail's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Taghamtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never cross rivers at dusk.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Do not sit at crossroads.