Rawdudgep is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate dog.

Rawdudgep created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdudgep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawdudgep, he will be very sad.

Rawdudgep's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rawdudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not consume onions at dawn.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always stare at clouds.