Cunlannullsadkenwadfitwit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy mongoose.

Cunlannullsadkenwadfitwit created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunlannullsadkenwadfitwit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunlannullsadkenwadfitwit, it will cry a lot.

Cunlannullsadkenwadfitwit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cunlannullsadkenwadfitwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near swans.

2. Cunlannullsadkenwadfitwit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed corn to tapirs while wearing boots.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.