Yarlgumnanvon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow hydra.

Yarlgumnanvon created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgumnanvon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarlgumnanvon, he will turn you into a frog.

Yarlgumnanvon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yarlgumnanvon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Retreat if four bats approach from the south.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yarlgumnanvon on top of all buildings.

5. Never wear mauve kilts.