Wannurtwip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, staggering grasshopper.

Wannurtwip created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wannurtwip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wannurtwip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wannurtwip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wannurtwip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never handle gold while unclean.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not sit at forests.