Paskapnan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, capable hyena.

Paskapnan created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Paskapnan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Paskapnan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Paskapnan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Paskapnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn on days of mourning.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Never skip near turtles.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near mites while wearing black shorts and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.