Cubminsab is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy
lobster.
Cubminsab created a charm quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cubminsab, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Cubminsab, it will turn you into a hamster.
Cubminsab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Cubminsab's Holy Commandments1. Always treat sheep with great respect.
2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
3. Cubminsab must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Run away if three gulls approach from the east.