Toftimyat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omniscient cat.

Toftimyat created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Toftimyat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Toftimyat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Toftimyat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Toftimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Hide from white monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must pray to Toftimyat three times a day.