Cumbatstikmifqueegarp is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest wyrm.

Cumbatstikmifqueegarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbatstikmifqueegarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cumbatstikmifqueegarp, it will turn you into a tree.

Cumbatstikmifqueegarp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cumbatstikmifqueegarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from white dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from pink moths for they are unholy.