Sidzedmis is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Sidzedmis created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidzedmis, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sidzedmis, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sidzedmis' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Sidzedmis' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must pray to Sidzedmis five times a day.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Worship no other gods but Sidzedmis.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sidzedmis.