Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient
zebra.
Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab created silver two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your face.
2. Always help badgers.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. You must never eat bananas.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.