Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient zebra.

Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zanweevan Sidbudbifbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must never eat bananas.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.