Tiglistcedhatrigcad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, fussy wombat.

Tiglistcedhatrigcad created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiglistcedhatrigcad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tiglistcedhatrigcad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tiglistcedhatrigcad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tiglistcedhatrigcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Never remain prostrate at midnight.