Watmegpon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty clam.

Watmegpon created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watmegpon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watmegpon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Watmegpon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Watmegpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never hop near dolphins.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never eat bark.