Rullwanapp is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest swallow.

Rullwanapp created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Rullwanapp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullwanapp, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rullwanapp's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rullwanapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.