Yarflowraw is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair wolf.

Yarflowraw created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarflowraw, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarflowraw, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yarflowraw's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Yarflowraw's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not keep seven aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.