Sigfemlit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest human.

Sigfemlit created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigfemlit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sigfemlit, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sigfemlit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sigfemlit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Put Sigfemlit first in all things.

3. Do not take Sigfemlit's name in vain.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.