Xembinfed is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous
zebra.
Xembinfed created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xembinfed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Xembinfed, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Xembinfed's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Xembinfed's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four goats approach from the south.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never write about quantum gravity.