Himhivsug is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable crocodile.

Himhivsug created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himhivsug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Himhivsug, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Himhivsug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Himhivsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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