Bossrullnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever swallow.

Bossrullnib created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossrullnib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bossrullnib, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bossrullnib's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bossrullnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near dolphins while wearing indigo coats and balancing three copper spheres on your chest.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Bossrullnib loves snails, so they must be honoured.
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